I'm Dat Crazy Cat Bitch, Yo.

....................................................................But for real :)

OKAY. So I've been trying to find a cat. I need a therapy cat PRONTO - because i'm going to college in the fall... (WOOT!)
And my disorder (undiagnosed Asperger's) makes me super antisocial. Therefore, despite being the beautiful & ingenious goddess I am, people refuse to speak to me.

I often say horrible things, and ROFL at racist jokes.

But that's because... hey, I don't find them offensive.

I laugh hardest at white jokes, and Jewish jokes, and Arab-American jokes - (because I'm white/Jewish/and even possibly Arab-American.)

But that's because I see the truth behind every stereotype.

I make the sickest cracker jokes though, HA!

Possibly because I hate white people, though I am almost ALL European?

Anywho.

I think it's hilarious (:

But yeah, so I've been trying to find a cat to bond with, stay up late with, express beliefs with, and practice reading with. because i'm horrible at reading out loud, and i think I could read things to my cat. it would help... i know it. Haha.

So, in a nutshell, i need a cat. for the reasons above, yeah.... but i haven't even listed the most important reason yet. Which is : i want to have better social skills.
I know a cat would help me with that (:

But yeah... that's about it. (:

Here's some cats I want:

SEDONA

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/15916355

BEST. CAT. EVER.

;3

MY LINX

here ya go...

http://www.tastekid.com/barelyranting

That's my profile on tastekid.com full of my likes/dislikes.

=]

Ode to the Consumer.

You consumed the whole of it all,

Filled the hole in it all,

with more vacancy than ever before.

You made me worry,

more than I should worry,

You made me angry,

But that won't happen anymore..

I don't want to be old.

I want to live more life than a 100 year old prophet,

and I want to make more money than a 100 year old whitey.

I want to survive through this, with more courage than a soldier,

but it's no matter

how long I survive,

for I have no say

in that matter.

ruffian in chase of the american dream..

sometimes i lie,

sometimes i love.

sometimes i fuck

people over,

... for pride.

Sometimes I shatter

everything that once mattered,

And sometimes I don't even care.