Thursday, March 18, 2010

Can't You Smell That Teen Spirit?!

I find that my generation... is fucked. Royally. If you think that getting a tattoo makes you different, you're wrong. If you think acting offish and indie makes you cool, you're insane. I believe people need to think with some God-given common sense right about now.

And for God's sake, stop dying your hair ridiculous colors!

I know. I probably sound like your mother right now. But I'm serious, you must quit that. And the drugs don't do anything for your complexion, honey. And the sex sure isn't doing much for your reputation. Nothing that you are currently doing can help. I think you need a change of pace.

Let's slow down.

I think the reason why people act the way they do is to feel better about themselves. If you feel like you're like everyone else, you'll probably try to rebel like the rest of them. If you feel left out, you'll conform. It's sad. I'd rather be naturally odd than artificially odd. I mean, nobody likes anything artificial anymore. Artificial sweetners, artificial flavors, artificial actresses... they're so 60's. Andy Warhol made fake cool, not you.

And as for the indie kids... they're fake fucks. I appreciate an oddball with fun music taste. But for Pete's sake, stop taking yourself so seriously.

I am a joke. I know this. And I relish in it, because you're the punchline.

And if you've got a problem with it, like I said, STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO GADDANG SERIOUSLY!

Now you may be wondering, "Why is she on this tirade?"

My answer? Because I'm sick of the indie/emo/trendfucks that I go to school with. It's not cool to get piercings. It's not cool to smoke weed. Weed is a drug, if you have a problem with that, take that up with the government, not me. I'm just a everyday person who votes Republican. Nothing much I can do - But I can sure as hell vote for the illegal shit to STAY ILLEGAL!

Oh, and I love when people say they hate the government. And I love when people say "THEN MOVE AWAY!"

Because you know how I respond?

When I talk to these "rebels," I just respond as, "Imagine an idealist who ruled the country."

If they don't respond, or respond with their favorite president... They're officially decreed as 100% Ignorant without a question.

Now you know who the most famous Idealist was? Who ran for passion instead of money?


Think about it, and suck it up.
You're lucky you live in America, BITCH.
So stop hatin' on the Red-White-and-Blue ;)

Haiku - "Fresh 2 Death."


I'm fresher than you.
Obama-phone, bank loans, and
I got some hoes, too.

Things I've been going through.

Ohkay; So I've been going through a lot lately.
More than I "care to share."
But I'll share more on Monday, if I feel like it ...


I'mma write a haiku later. Okay.