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Things that make me awesome. {Republican Top 5}

Here are the top five things that make me one awesome conservative. Don't like it? I'm sorry. You still offended? Well, I'll eat your cousin who smokes in the bathroom on Sunday services at church! LET'S SEE HOW OFFENDED YOU'LL BE THEN. I BET YOU'LL HATE ME MORE THEN.

Anyways.

Top 5 things that make me an awesome conservative

1. I believe in same-sex marriage.

I mean, ITS CONSTITUTIONAL. If you don't like it, move. We have a framework for our country. We have to stick with it!

2. I don't believe in abortion.

That means I'm cool enough to go against those crazed baby-killers. Therefore, they would love to have a piece of me, but I'm still brave! (Hey, I got the Bush family on my side. All they need to do is throw a broken beer bottle at the bloodthirsty pregnant woman. I'm safe.)

3. I believe in the 2nd amendment.

If we don't get guns, then the liberals can't kill themselves! And THEN how would the state of America be? You think its overpopulated already? Try millions of more liberals, getting all sex-happy on the White House! Disgusting, I know. But take a look in the Clinton household and you'll get used to it, I'm sure.

4. I believe that God shouldn't be the center of government.

Go to Israel & Palestine for that, they seem to know a lot about religious doctrines ruling over common sense.

AND FINALLY...

5. Marijuana shouldn't be legal.

So stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it!

Today is the greatest day I've ever known.{top 5}

So here's a list of the top 5 things that made me laugh vindictively today:

1. Watching my pug, Snickers, try impatiently to get at my bowl of cereal.

2. Logging onto facebook, to be invited to an event that I will not attend. HAH! I laugh in thy face of ye hopefuls.

3. Calling my pug a sausage. (I am discriminatory against overweight pugs.) But it makes me so happy to call a dog a name. I also kick dead horses & people in already on the ground in my sparetime.

4. Looking at the place where my pug peed last night. It's funny that he's just so dumb. I swear, this dog brings so much joy into my life.

5. And this one takes the cake : my dog hiding behind my computer desk as I'm typing this, because my mother is trying to put him in my crate.

Wow, so much mean laughter! :)

And it's only 8:11 AM! So there's much more to come!