Sarcastic Haiku #2

Oh, I'm on a roll. Oh, oh, oh.

"JUNO"

Never had I thought

That underage pregnancy

Would be so damn chic.

Sarcastic Haiku #1

I decided to write a snarky haiku about something I feel passionate about.

"OBAMA"

If you don't like him,

You suffer from racism.

Seek help now, skeptic!