barely ranting.: aspergers and such

....................................................................But for real :)

OKAY. So I've been trying to find a cat. I need a therapy cat PRONTO - because i'm going to college in the fall... (WOOT!)
And my disorder (undiagnosed Asperger's) makes me super antisocial. Therefore, despite being the beautiful & ingenious goddess I am, people refuse to speak to me.

I often say horrible things, and ROFL at racist jokes.

But that's because... hey, I don't find them offensive.

I laugh hardest at white jokes, and Jewish jokes, and Arab-American jokes - (because I'm white/Jewish/and even possibly Arab-American.)

But that's because I see the truth behind every stereotype.

I make the sickest cracker jokes though, HA!

Possibly because I hate white people, though I am almost ALL European?

Anywho.

I think it's hilarious (:

But yeah, so I've been trying to find a cat to bond with, stay up late with, express beliefs with, and practice reading with. because i'm horrible at reading out loud, and i think I could read things to my cat. it would help... i know it. Haha.

So, in a nutshell, i need a cat. for the reasons above, yeah.... but i haven't even listed the most important reason yet. Which is : i want to have better social skills.
I know a cat would help me with that (:

But yeah... that's about it. (:

Here's some cats I want:

SEDONA